Friday, January 30, 2009

lalablue lalabliii picca-part 2

lalablue lalabliii ---->name entry ni sengaje aku bagi name yg pelik2 tapi sesuai dgn jiwe rage aku..hek!apekah?..lalabluee lalablii adlah entry yg aku buat khas ntok letakkan picca yg aku rase interesting yg aku 'curi' dr blog2 org yg aku da lawati...hekhek..satu jenayah ke mengsave gambar yg ade kat blog org lain?dan selepas itu aku menulis caption gambr itu dgn citerase aku.???salah ke??..yg aku tahu ntok dilihat senagai "polite" aku perlu menulis begini---->>this picture credit to bla..bla..bla(name blog yg aku amik gmbr itu)...perlu ke n apekah hukum berbuat sedemikian ??..as bg aku , dunie internet tiade sempadan..so xde masala kalo amik gmbr dr blog org lain dan paste kpd blog sendiri...sbb gmbr itu pon bukan hak milik kekal si pemblog ..kerane die pon mendapatkan gmbr itu dr sumber yg tidak diketahui..bg gmbr2 yg bukan peribadi aku rase boley kot tp kalo gmbr itu gmbr peribadi si pemblog haruslah meminte izin...tp as da join dunie pemblogian ni .kite mmg sudah terdedah dgn sebarang2 kemungkinan yg diri dan blog kite akan dilihat oleh dunie yg tiada sempadan ini.so xperlulah marah-marah kalo melihat gambr yang ade dimane2 blog dilihat diblog2 lain..kerane memanjang-manjang kan ilmu itu kan satu perkare yg baek bukan?..to those yg view blog aku dan terlihat gambar yg dikenali disini...thousand credits i give it to u guys!!heh=)..peace!!




mee maggi perise rambut brown.
terhangat dipasaran!
terhinggin la plak aku nak jamah kan?


what did u see?
tolong kecilkan bukaan mata anda.
seolah-olah anda pnye mate sepet ataupun tutup 95% mate anda.
lihat apekah ia?

cute bukan cup cake ni?
cantik.lawa.xsanggup nak makaan.
omg.omg.omg.omg!!!

the most slimest women in this world.
lawa ke?
ni kalo kene langgar basikal atok aku ni..mmg terbelah due la jawabnye

jessica alba pnh belakun kat sarawak.
tp time ni die x popular lagi.
apentah name cte 2.
'tp' byk part sensored okay..
btol ke ayat "tp'..atau patot tukar ayat aku jd mcm ni-->>"wah!!" byk part sensored okay!!..ngee
sile perhatikan gambar diatas dgn dibawah.
mirip bukan?
atao mmg kebetulan.
atao aku adalah fazura.
hek!

pemandu yg menakutkan!!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

dicabul-tercabul-kecabulan!!!!

kalo pakai baju mcm ni kene cabul.
aku rase x kisah n x marah sgt la kot.

tp kalo pakai baju biase2 tnpe menunjukkan keindahan seorang gadis .
aku rase yg memandang 2 yg ade masalah.SYCHO!!

ptg td aku dgn mak aku kua jln2 makan angin(cte nk gempak padehal isi minyak je .haha)..alang2 kua umah 2 kami stop di kedai buku rythm nk cari file yg bley isi sijil2 aku ntok digunekan time interview class pn.G next wikk..cari pnye cari...ape kesusah benor nk cari file mcm 2??!!..mmg btol la....bile kite x cari time 2 la melambak2 depan mate kite...time nk gune..nk cari 2 pnye la payah...bekedai2 aku cari..xde pon!!..mak aiii...didih la jgk aku ptg td!!-aku rase korang pon pnh rase mcm ni kan??..apesal ek...mcm tao2 je kite nk gune bnde 2 die xde...mybe nyorok kat stor kot or tetibe die membakari diri sendiri hingge menjadi debu..ces!!apeda aku merepekkan disini.

after benggang seketike mencari bnde yg dicari xade kami tros g ke econsave dgn harapan akan ketemu file yg aku nk kat situ...(selalunye ade 1 kedai buku yg aku sekeluarge akan pegi..tp kan cuti raye cine..so mmg la terlalu lame die tutup kedai..myb pegi baraye ke negare china kot!)...smpi disitu..file yg berwarne hitam aku x jumpe..yg ade file colour2 secerie pelangi siap ade gambar rama-rama,belon2..apekah???...so not corporate look okayyy!!-benggang sendirian-!!..perasan benggang turut dikongsi bersame dgn mak aku..ptg 2 mak aku pon nak cari brg2 kerje die...cume nk cari fastener paper(iye kot 2 name die)...ala yg function die mcm paper ring 2..tp die plastik,bentuk die panjang skit...gune nk compile kan kertas kajang...tao kan??x perlu la plak aku nk terang panjang2 rupe natang 2...cari la sendiri yek.....ha kan aku da ckp..bile nk cari mmg xade..!!..geram bukan?

so time byr 2..depan aku ade sorang mamat bangla yg sgt la pelik..die bley renung aku lame2 kat tempat yg x sepatotnye...bley la plak die tenguk aku pnye -keindahan-..bodo sial kau!!babi je rase ..aku mmg xabis2 mengomel dlm kete...mengatekan betape gile seks nye bangla bodo itu!!...awl2 lagi aku mmg da perasan la as aku mmg peke terhadap kwsn sekitaran aku....tang!!!sekali aku nmpk biji mate die x alih2 dr tgk -keindahan aku -aku tros pandang balik dkt die tnpe berkelip2 smbil menutup -keindahan- aku dgn cokelat cadbury bersaiz besar itu..siallllll!!!!..--aku x suke gune word sial sbb mcm siall sgt lahhh bunyinye!...bunyi sial...tao x bunyi sial 2 mcm mane?-..tp aku mmg benggang thp max la ni!!...

bydway aku x pakai baju seksi ye.tshirt yg sendat pon bukan.sekadar t-shirt buruk beserta jeans dan tudung yg diselempang tepi(oh!!aku tao tudung diselempang itu tidak baek)..so mmg xade alasan pakaian aku dpt mendorong nafsu gonjeng lg serakah si mamat bangla itu!!da name gatal mmg gatal la ..pakai ape pon mmg x dpt nk halang perasaan gatal sial kao 2!!bodo!...dan aku rase mcm aku telah dicabuli secare mental..fizikal?no way!!mau aku jerit2 sekuat ati smpi 1 kedai pukul mamat 2 n pak guard di tepi pintu terus menarik picu senapang dan...dan teros ....BeNNNNNGGGGG..BeNGGG!!!menembak kepale si pencabul itu!!nah.baru padan dgn muke kau kan?

mybe aku patot menukar care berpakaian kot...dr sedikit menonjol kpd tidak menonjol hingge tidak kelihatan bonjolan2 keindahan kite sebagai anak dare sunti yg mmg akan digilai org2 lelaki yg bermate siall!..tp kesedaran itu smpi disitu saje....aku perlukan ruang dan hati yg terbuke ntok memakai tudung besar tanpe diselempang ..mane tahu suatu ari nati aku akan mengenakan purdah beserta jubah ?sape tahu kan...tp so far aku x pnh lagi mengenekan top yg sendat2, skirt pendek sependek sependa ,hot pants yg mmg sgt hot itu.ataopun memakai dress yg seksi2 ntok kua bejalan2 dgn ati girang ...aku x pnh buat lagi ok..aku tahu batas2 aurat aku...tp apepon ..aku sedar pemakaian yg standard jeans dgn t-shirt beserte short sleeve...juge dikire aurat..kerane batang2 tangan aku kelihatan ...kesedaran ini harus aku pikirkan dan renungkan ntok menjage aurat aku dari tros dinodai oleh bukan muhrim ku.perubahan sedikit demi sedikit lagi bagus drp langsung tiada kesedaran bukan?..

perasan tercabul itu adelah sgt x best dan menggangu fikiran,saintifik name is sexual harassment ..kalo la ade hukuman kat dunie ni tros menghukum si pencabul tnpe dibicarekan ...aku akan sokong!..kerane diri yg dicabuli itu tahu yg die telah/sedang tercabul oleh si pencabul..kalo si pencabul, manusie normal yg tidak menunjukkan perasan gile seks nye die tidak akan melihat atau merenung mane-mane pompuan dgn pandangan yg semacam...btol tak??...so pompuan mmg senang terdedah dgn gejale mcm ni . lagi2 kali pompuan itu adalah seorang gadis sunti.so pompuan2 diluar sane silelah menjage keindahan2 yang kite miliki dr terus dicabuli oleh pencabul2 yg mmg tiada nilai moralnye.

**baby girl**


beautiful picture by beautiful people.
hek!


gudbye to auntie ann's & family!
they are going to stay at new zealand for a very long time.
panjang umor kite jumpe lagi.=)
peace!!

baby umairah.

why so serious??
thinking about her future.maybe??






Tuesday, January 27, 2009

danga cruise

adik si gedik.


cousins hang out


adik.nani.me


in the picture:
back :abg arif, mak long
in front : noni,me,kak la, dayah,adik,nani.

smiling n smiling .there is my new job.=)
yaayyyY!!


happy Chinese new year
celebrate it with full of joy Buddie!


the night scenery of johor bahru.
opposite is Singapore.
at night Singapore do not shine like jb.
why?..only 2, 3 spotlight can be viewed from our cruise.
its not happening at all!
frustrated=(



u always get my back support and also my sexy back-muahaha!
sexy edisi muslimah giteww~


it always be like that.
IT is!!
[the but always get an extra lime light!=)]
i admit ,i have a big but.
n aim OK with that-muke puas!!~~hahaha



dreaming to have a short nap while i was driving
isn't that bad.
serius!!


hey.don't drive carefully.!!
follow me and u will be safe.
cheers~~!!

at cs.jb
running to have our movie ticket.-bridewars-

nani.noni .there are sisters!

muke skema nk letak kat friendster as my primary picture.
hey smue org pnh buat kan??
hahaha..
ni gmbr edit ni.muke aku sgt cantik bile di edit.
haha-perasan~~~
bile tgk LIVE woooooOOO gile arr natural beauty sgt!!!
hahaha.
-abaikan my last sentence-
-ntahpape.ibarat naik lif tekan butang naik sendiri-=)

Saturday, January 24, 2009

R.E.D + C.H.O.C.O.L.A.T.E.

dancers in red.


The funny Dr. in chocolate


The oversmily-pose by a healthy- patient.

akibat si tinggi yg mengambilkan gmbr ini.
aku nmpak x tinggi.
dushh!

in real worl aku ibarat kate moss.
hakhak.
caye ke?--OH!!perlula menampat diri sendiri sehingge tersedar


cak lem pong.
serius aku pon terkejot!!
caye ke?
hakhakhak..

nexttt----------->>

watching movie.
underworld.
gile ganas.!
until now teringat lg pale org 2 kene panah smpi hancur.
bapak gerun arr!!
so far bley tahan la.
cume bg aku keganasan melampaui akal.
kesian dgn "binatang" yg kene dera n rotan.

janji yg dimungkiri.
mengape bukan inkheart?

-------------

[unbelievable!!! today good things happened twice!!]
great!
i shud say..alhamdulillah=)
apeda kau ni hawe.
pek!!

i got my second jackpot!
haha

KBM consultant had called me for my internship.
i got two place at different places for my intern.
now aim being confused with myself.
which one?

KBM CONSULTANT

vs

DR.NIK & ASSOCIATES

and the battle begin......
inside my head.

wooorfffff!!






Thursday, January 22, 2009

satu lagi hari yang ceria

di kala pagi ini.
aku menunggu giliran ntok di interview oleh pn.G.
ohhh!!sgt cuak.jantong tidak berfungsi.gigi menggigil2.senyumanku kaku.
seluruh anggota terase bercerai berai di tiup angin.
simptom apekah ini??
CUAK kah aku?
ya..aku cuak!!
sape yg x cuak weh kalo kne interview.ko?..ko mesti cuak la seperti aku.
xde sape kat dunie ni suke kene interview even die sehebat mane pon .
hatta org gile pon bley naik gile kalo kne interview.
yang aku pasti susah ntok menjadi diri sendiri usai di interview.
tersepit antare perilaku sebenar dgn perilaku ala-ala koperat.gitew la kan~~
so far ..im not doing well in my 1st interview.the 2nd shot i promise to myself to be ready to answer any q that might be ask.
PN.G comment me that i must look and talk more passionately to the interviewers.so that, they will remembr my personalty at the end of the session.
and i was surprise gilerr arr ,when she told me that i look like a lady today..anyone plisss~~haha..aim blushing lol!!
then...aim asking my self..before this ..aku berupe ape?


walaupun aku cuak.
senyuman seindah indahnye aku lemparkan kepade kwn2 semue.
ntok ape?
ntok bgtao aku gumbira.itu saje.
gedik bukan?

pelekat yg menyusahkan idop aku!!.
semalam aku g warta nk g buat natang ni.
ade 1 kedai je. kedai melayu .dan abg 2 ckp natang ni bley siap 3 ari.
gila arr 2!!.rajin la plak aku nk g sane amik natang ni balik.x kuase mak!!
then after sesi interv. aku g alamnda.saje jln2 tgk sut kt g2000.wah !! begitu ketare kegedikkan aku!haha.
setahu aku dpn boling ade kedai yg jual natang ni jgk.aku pon try la.makk oiii!!
rm 10 hengget!!cekik darah.aku wat rm 5 hengget je.x beringat tol la abg neh.x kuase tao mak!!
last choice aku kne g kat tempat yg aku p buat natang ni dulu...kat metro point.
hmmmm..seboleh2nye aku x mao g kajang..jln da la jem..hiiii bosan2!
ni smue ma adam pnye pasal suh antie we buat kje bodo mcm ni!!--marah mak nok!!
then...kat kedai amoi 2... rm 5 ntok 100 keping dan bley siap x smpi pon 2 minit.

aku pon blank...nape kat kedai2 melayu ni byk tol kerenahnye.siap kate lg 3 ari bley siap.bodo ke aku nk percaye?ciss lembap!! n kat kedai amoi 2 aku yakin mmg xsmpi 5 minit pon.mmg cepat la..aku rase 2 minit da siap da...n harge die rm 5... xmcm kat kedai alamnda rm 10..yg aku benggang ialah...natang 2 exactly same.xde beze sikit pon.potong jari la kalo kate beze byk!!mcm mane aku nk bantu kaum sendiri kalo dorang sendiri malas nk buat kje.bagi byk alasan. n cekik darah???...bley maju ke?...haiss fed up dgn org2 sebegini.

aku buat ntok kak ety , adam n caca as die da lame suh. n aku baru je buat td-thank god!..mls nk dengar minah ni bebel tiap kali aku balik umh.then totol cost rm 15...n aku charge ma adam rm 20 ..haha...sale after sale...ni la care bisness yg btol!tengok..sape yg untung??.aku jgk kan?..haha.

ok .sudah penat mencarot.
aku nk dating dgn edward lg.
adios.


oh my~~td aku bergossip dgn b-la d cafe kejot...jeng..jengg.....byk update ni !!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

IM SO IN LOVE WITH HIM-NO JOKES!


eiiii minah ni..memainkan perasan anak tekak aku je..da arr haus..bley lg ajak aku g utan !!ajak arr g makan cendol ke abc ke.....kang aku isap darah ko marah plak..!! oi..oi..tekak aku haus oi!!

agak macho ar begini..even bedak setepek !

10/10 star..i give it to u!!mmg best.

aku rase aku lah org yg paling lambat sgt tgk mvie ni..semua panggung da x main mvie ni..penat deh cari panggung yg tyg cte ni lg..last2 jmpe kat sunway last week...tp x p pon tgk..aku n kak la ade plan lain..=(
tup..tup....malam ni...malam selepas xam hidrolik ..ain ade cte ni..menjerit aku!!!!..ak..ak..ak...sgt gembire sehinge terase amat nyilu sekali !!--haha..bahase apekah?

n aku tros x tnggu lame..masuk bilik...kunci pintu ...tutup lampu....amik chacos aku yg beli ptg td..n 1..2...3...standby!!...on!!!..aku da depan screen nk tgk twillight!!!!!yehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

xde review arr pasal film ni as cte ni agak da lame aku baru tgk kan...org lain yg da tgk awl2 da pulun tulis kat blog n merate2 tempat kate cite ni mmg besttt!!..so mmg SGT BEST SEKALI!!!..patot tgk!!

mmg x syak lagilahh smue pompuan yg pnh tgk cte ni jatuh chenta kat edward cullen...!!

aku mmg mengaku lah aku sekarang tengah jatuh cinta kat edward.
so aku skang ni buzy dgn percintaan aku.
by!




Monday, January 19, 2009

sabtu caca, isnin antie we

SABTU PAGI :::::caca menunggu antie we nk nenek bersiap nk g shopping.yeayy~!!!

ni name kucing de yakcuk....name kucing ni adlah kude.
kucing name kude.bley??

haisss..lambatnye smue org ni=(

caca bermain robot transformers bersame nenek.
nenek plak tengah menceritekan kisah zaman dulu kale nye kpd caca.
adekah caca akan pay attention terhadap cte nenek? ..itu sy x pasti ye.=)
kude.
ISNIN PAGI :::kete aku anta servise kat workshop arini.
aku budget nk bgn awl kul 8.class kul 11.
so ade mase nk g w.shop.
tp..malang~~aku bgn kul 9.30.2 pon mak aku yg call kejutkan bangun.
apelagi...terkejot jiwe rage aku nihh!!mmg siap sepantas kilat bak the flash lah
smpi w.s kul 9.30+++
itu ..ini..dlm kul 10.15
sepantas kilat aku drive dr w.s ke class
40min..ok !sempat lg
120km/j ..mmg laju la ntok kete kancil aku 2 memecut..bergegar enjin kat highway weh..

muke pg yg bosan + blur
n tambah hanggin dgn cine yg agak lembap keje pd pagi itu.
total rm 88.
under budget.good!
save rm 50.huhuhu

kedai fav.mak aku.
cine ni dgn mak aku da jd bestfriends
so mmg wajib la p kedai ni.
smue kete kalo bley nk dptkn khidmat si wong ni.
papelah..

aku still speed.120km/j kat highway
langar traffic lite 3 woo.!!takott!
skang tgh takot kot2 ade surat saman.
masak la aku pasni kene bebel dgn maka aku .


smpi class lmbt 5 min je.
class prof.oak mmg x ley lambat.nati kene marah.

masuk class tgk class kosong cume ade zuhayr n nadzri.
dlm hati.phewwww~~"aku x la lambat sgt ni""bagus2!!"

aku duduk.

pintu terbukak.

wei chern : " class arini start kul 12 la hawe"

aku:"&*&*$%$^%&^*&(*(*)()()*%%#$@#@$%^%^&&"

mmg x cukup nafas da aku MENCAROT.

benggangggggg!!!!!

yg aku pk.

saman...saman...saman...

arrGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

[stupid test to determine smart people]

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy question to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered smart

Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time . and PLEASE no cheating!

On your mark, get set, GO!


1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?


Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place.



For the next question try not to be so dim.

2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.

Think about it...
How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last.You would have been last.

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember, your replies must be instantaneous.



3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.
What is the total?


Answer: 5000?
Wrong again!



The correct answer is 4100.
Try again with good calculator.



Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right...



4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ?

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly... you'll find the answer below..







Answer: Chuchu?
WRONG!

It's obviously Marie!
Read the question properly.




You are clearly the weakest link.
Now challenge your friends!


[installing a husband]

sebagai gambar hiasan sahaje.

Dear Tech Support,

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
·
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,
Husband 1.0 isa great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn newapplications quickly. You might consider buying additional software toimprove memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck

Thursday, January 15, 2009

lalablue lalabliii picca-part 1

kat tanah perkuburan pun ko nk bom?
ko nk mampus ke weii?
ape yg ko nk sbnrnye weii israel bodo?
mental la korang semua ni!serius mental!.
baik bom je diri sendiri .cnfrm x effect kat sesape pon.tol x?--aaah!! buat pe tnye kat ko.
ko kan mental.


ade tumor kat otak baby ni.
kes biase kot.
tp yg luar biase nye.tumor 2 berbentok kaki.tangan dan peha.
smue 2 berade dlm otak baby ni.
uiii poning pale den ni.
sebek aku x jd doctor.haiss~~

ha ni gmbr baby yg super cute 2.
die la yg ade tumor pelik 2.
asal baby2 skng makin pelik2 ek sakit die?
salah pemakanan mak die ke?or mak die tercemar dgn bahan2 yg berisiko tinggi then bley effect kandungan die?.
dolu2 x de bnde2 pelik2 mcm ni kerap belaku.
ni la dikatekan kuase tuhan.
dunie da nak hampir kiamat agaknye.

baby kat india yg sgt ajaib.
jantung ade kat luar bdn.
unbeliavable!
baby ni msti kuat semangat ntok troskan hidup die.
imagine jantung kite ade kat luar?
bley imagine ke?...




burung kakak tue~~~..hinggap di jendela...
ape dalam baju....
sekuntum bunga cina...
(sile ulang lagu ni versi rock kapak)


tp ini bukan burung kakak tue.
ntah burung pelik bin ajaib mane ntah yg wujud kat bumi ni.
tp pelik bukan?
mane mate die pon aku dah x nmpak.bulu lebat bebenorr-!
ciptaan tuhan yang patot kite kagumi..
subhanallah~~


best x jd jessica alba?
best x kalo aku yg jd jessica alba skng ni?..oh my~!!!
have a good looking fine young gentlemen husband and adorable baby
best bukan???..
wah bile lg turn aku ni..
huhuhu=)

but still body maintain after giving birth to her child.
suke2.

peyton!!
awat aku suke sgt kat hang ni?
can't wait to see u every tuesday on 8tv.yaay~!